Fly On My Wall - reasons for smiles

Tech week is crazy stressful, here are some exchanges that left me grinning over the last few days:

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Scamper, scamper, scamper.

Whisper:  “Stay here, the shirtless hottie is on his way.”

*Grin*

Scamper, scamper, scamper.

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“You look very nice….I always like it when you dress up.” *sheepish smile*

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“Oh, he’s totally a broken table.”

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Smallest child: “Wow, Momma.  You don’t look like momma.”

                Me: “If I don’t look like momma, then who do I look like?”

Oldest child: “Kristin.  This, this is what Kristin looks like.”

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“You’re here!  You said you weren’t coming!  Why are you here?”

“So you can buy me a drink”

*grin*
“Okay. What do you want?”

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“Sometimes you just need a notch, you know? I’ve been there. You, you need a notch.”

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Whisper, behind me:  “Don’t f*ck up.”

And I promptly miss two cues.

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“That could totally happen.  But you’re gonna have to stick your tongue down his throat to get him to realize it. Subtle isn’t gonna work.”

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At the grocery store.

The boy is pushing the cart.

“Jack.  Hold.”

And he and the girls promptly freeze.

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“You mean the Main wasn’t supposed to go out then?  I thought it made a nice picture.” 

                yes! mistakes that look like artistic choices!